my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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