Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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