I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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