The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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