We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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