he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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