am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I can't turn off my feet"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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