Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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