Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
is it fun? or sober?
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