You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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