Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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