why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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