wakey wakey hands off snakey
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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