i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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