Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Everyone says I win the strip club
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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