Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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