So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
