So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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