I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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