Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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