Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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