her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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