Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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