It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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