i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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