are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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