I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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