Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
420 ftw
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You're like the curious george of whores
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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