I wanna passion pit in your ass
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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