i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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