Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
is it fun? or sober?
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