i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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