Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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