i was born a porn star she said
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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