i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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