For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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