do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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