So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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