I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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