come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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