if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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