And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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