I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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