I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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