is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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