For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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