i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
These tits shall not be calmed
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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