Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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