It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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