This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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