Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The uberlube is also flammable
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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